How to Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day!

by Sean Platt on April 13, 2009
in blogging

How to Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day!

Get rich in 5 minutes per dayCongratulations, this is your lucky day!

After months and months of exhaustive research, I am finally ready to reveal my long in development info product, “How to Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day!” If you’ve been struggling to find ways to create additional income streams through little or no effort at all, congratulations – YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!!!

There is no product like this on the Internet!!!!!

Sure, you could get rich blogging the “old fashioned way” through assorted affiliate programs, Google Adsense, or direct marketing to those on your carefully gathered mailing list, but why would anyone choose to do it that way when they could purchase my product and get rich in 5 minutes per day or less?!?!?!

Nothing will take you farther in less time than my patented Get Rich in 5 Minutes per Day Formula. Other products promise the moon, mine GUARANTEES THE BIG BANG!!!

This offer is good today only, and only for readers of this blog. If you don’t act NOW, you may as well kiss all your dreams of retirement goodbye!

What does the Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! formula include? I’m glad you asked!!!

  • My formula will establish you as an instant expert and unquestionable leader in your field, no matter how much experience you actually have. Janitor or brain surgeon, it doesn’t make a bit of difference. My unique algorithms will tell Google exactly what it needs to know. As soon as you install the Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! plugin into your WordPress dashboard, your readers will begin to foam at the mouth as they eagerly await your every word.
  • Build immediate, unwavering, and unheard of credibility. After completing the first module in the Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! system, 100% of your readers will know they can trust you, not just in matters relating to your niche, but in ANYTHING REGARDING LIVING LIFE IN GENERAL!!!
  • Install the Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! desktop app (included!) and PayPal will deposit dollars from all those weeks back when you were only thinking about making money. From tomorrow forward, you will continue to receive deposits every time you check your email, traffic stats, or RSS numbers.
  • Automatic link building! By using the Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! program, you’ll be able to set up an instant series of backlinks BY MERELY THINKING ABOUT THEM!!! No more slow as molasses article building for you ever again! Simply visit your favorite websites and through a carefully engineered fusion of the Law of Attraction and plain old wishful thinking, the links will actually build themselves.
  • Money X More Money = Mountains of Money. One of the most exciting features of the Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! money making system is the “One Hour Until Retirement” module. In this module I show you how to write an ebook that contains nothing but affiliate links. Not only can you make $97 for the info product download, you can also make an average of $50 per page as well. Do the math: the sale of a short 100 page e-book could net you over $5,000 in profit alone!
  • The Titanium Affiliate Program. I could just stop at selling the Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! program, but where would that leave you? About four minutes shy of getting rich, that’s where!!! It’s one thing to be rich, it’s another to ride in a limousine pulled by a team of assorted endangered species while lighting cuban cigars with the Constitution. With the Titanium Affiliate Program, you’ll have affiliates giving you money WHETHER THEY SELL YOUR PRODUCT OR NOT!!!!

I feel it’s fair to tell you that Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day! is not only the finest product I’ve ever offered before, it is the finest product I will ever offer again, as well as the finest product in the past, present, or future of mankind itself.

I’m already getting hammered with email and there’s only so much I can handle. I’m afraid I’m going to have to close the door after the first 1,000 people.
If you want to be retired by the weekend, you need to order today!
Don’t let this once in a lifetime opportunity pass you by!
Order today and get rich yesterday!!!

Sean

Sean Platt is not really releasing Get Rich in 5 Minutes per Day! He is a ghostwriter who is launching an out of this world creativity blog with co-conspirator David Wright.

Subscribe (for free) and be there from the beginning.

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10 Responses to “How to Get Rich in 5 Minutes Per Day!”
  1. MIke says:

    But wait there’s more! As an added bonus, I’ll send you all of the emails and sales pages that I’ve seen that were real, but sounded way too much like this blog post.

    Great post btw.

    MIke’s last blog post..Fresh News From The Coffee World

  2. Are you a mind reader?

    This has always been a dream of mine: “ride in a limousine pulled by a team of assorted endangered species while lighting cuban cigars with the Constitution.”

    There’s actually some truth in this post. Look at the following quote:

    “My formula will establish you as an instant expert and unquestionable leader in your field, no matter how much experience you actually have.”

    Granted, you have to know your stuff… but when you really think about it, the perception of your audience is more important than your actual level of skill.

  3. Wait a second, this is a joke!

  4. Sean you are soo behind. I mean hello? This is the 21st century not the 1990’s.

    Who the hell has 5 minutes to spend on reading anything? You want my patented “Get Rich in 60 Seconds and Never Have to Do Anything Ever Again For The Rest Of Your Life But Watch The Money Roll In” system

    I may have to change the name though as no-one has the attention span to read past it. At least that’s why I think no-one is buying it

    Marc – WelshScribe’s last blog post..How To Break Out Of The Freelance Writing Rut

  5. Writer Dad says:

    Mike: It’s amazing how much those sales letters sound like they rolled off an assembly line. That’s what made this such an easy and fun post to write. I’m glad you enjoyed it. Thanks!

    Bamboo: You have to have just enough truth to make the entire thing vibrate. Otherwise you’re only firing close to the bulls-eye.

    Matthew: What makes you think that?

    Marc: We should pool our products into the patented “Get Rich YESTERDAY!” program. We’ll be counting money from a week ago!

  6. Nora says:

    Lol! Hilarious! Brings back memories for me. I used to work at a place that took orders for all that junk on TV. It’s amazing what people will buy:)

    Nora’s last blog post..Creating Squidoo Lenses : Too Much Fun! (Part 1)

  7. shendy wilandria says:

    just gimme a money. hehe.
    i’m just kidding.
    may i get rich too? in indonesia?

  8. Awesome! Sign me up!!

    Good stuff… thanks for sharing a laugh!
    Dave

    Do You Dave Ramsey?’s last blog post..Lessons from the Great Depression

  9. Collier Ward says:

    Ah, you had me going…

    I knew it was a knockoff because there was no video of you at your desk, by a wall of glass, over-looking the marina.

    Great parody. Was it as much fun to write as it was to read?

    collier1960

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